There was a 17 year old cabin boy on a sailing ship and as 17 year olds get, he got horny. He asked an old salt what they do for sex. The salt pointed to a line of sailors who were taking their turn having sex with the barrel. The kid gets in line, Monday, greatest sex he's every had. Being 17 he was there Tues, Wed and Thurs. When he was in line on Fri the old salt tapped him on the shoulder and said "Not today son Today it's your turn in the barrel".
Go for it guys. Remember, no politics and be creative. But remember it's against the rules to ask anything like did he/does he wet the bed.
