Blake Griffin Roast Battle, Says F'ed Over by Clippers

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david
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Blake Griffin went up against Jeff Ross in a Roast Battle at Comedy Central, and it included a snipe at the Clippers- check it out:

https://www.slamonline.com/archives/bla ... y-central/

Pretty funny stuff, and Blake did pretty well, though I must say I enjoyed Ross roasting Griffin more.

"You're now the worst shooter in the most dangerous city in America."

“And, just like the Clippers, Kendall eventually traded you for another basketball player. The season hasn’t even started yet, and your ex is already leading you in rebounds.”

https://www.slamonline.com/archives/bla ... y-central/


A7XDreamTheaterClipps
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You know your career is heading south when the Clippers are not even the punchline in a joke.


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He must need the extra cash after his baby mama took him to the cleaners


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david wrote:
Blake Griffin went up against Jeff Ross in a Roast Battle at Comedy Central, and it included a snipe at the Clippers- check it out:

https://www.slamonline.com/archives/bla ... y-central/

Pretty funny stuff, and Blake did pretty well, though I must say I enjoyed Ross roasting Griffin more.

"You're now the worst shooter in the most dangerous city in America."

“And, just like the Clippers, Kendall eventually traded you for another basketball player. The season hasn’t even started yet, and your ex is already leading you in rebounds.”

https://www.slamonline.com/archives/bla ... y-central/

Lol, those are some pretty good one liners you posted


pageC4
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Damn, Jeff Ross beat Blake so bad I thought it was Zach Randolph out there


Agent0
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Blake was actually pretty good, that was quite close


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pageC4 wrote:
Damn, Jeff Ross beat Blake so bad I thought it was Zach Randolph out there

hahaaahaa. Golden comment


nuraman00
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Jenner is alleged to be a closeted lesbian, meaning her relationship with Griffin is just for show. If that's the case, then Griffin didn't get dumped. Because their relationship was fake.

Jenner came out and denied the rumors here:

https://www.thisisinsider.com/kendall-j ... ons-2018-3

But then there's recent rumors that her relationship with Ben Simmons was also fake:

https://blindgossip.com/the-summertime- ... more-93451

So Jeff Ross' insult might be invalid. But Griffin couldn't deny that, because that would have outed Jenner.

So Griffin started with an ugly joke toward Ross, saying the makeup girl had to work too long. That was good.

Ross countered with more ugly jokes, but they weren't original.

The double chin joke by Griffin was lame.

"Blake Lives Matter": Lame.

Griffin's Darth Vader joke: Lame.

Jeff Ross continues with ugly jokes: C'mon, it's time to move on.

Griffin's Anthony Jeselnik joke: Good timing, but not creative. Pandering to the host is cheesy.

Griffin's "let's talk about the last girl Jeff Ross was with": Good timing with the silence on the microphone, but not creative.

However, it gets better as he tries to calculate Jeff Ross' age. He then drops down to the floor, as he's thinking. This is pretty good. The material isn't that original, but the mannerisms that he's showing, and the timing, are.

I'd vote for Griffin, because of the starting makeup girl joke, and the ending joke where he sits on the floor.


nuraman00
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I think it would have been even funnier if Jeff Ross had used Griffin's joke, about the last time Griffin was with a girl, on Griffin.

I mean if Ross had done the exact same joke, with the same manner of dropping to the floor.

It would have gone against some of the assumptions people may make, when looking at Ross and Griffin physically, and assuming Ross would have had a longer lapse in being with a girl, and that turning of the tables would have been funny.


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nuraman00 wrote:
I think it would have been even funnier if Jeff Ross had used Griffin's joke, about the last time Griffin was with a girl, on Griffin.

I mean if Ross had done the exact same joke, with the same manner of dropping to the floor.

It would have gone against some of the assumptions people may make, when looking at Ross and Griffin physically, and assuming Ross would have had a longer lapse in being with a girl, and that turning of the tables would have been funny.

You are quite a busy bee as of late.


nuraman00
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pageC4 wrote:
You are quite a busy bee as of late.

What's funny is that I watched this 17 minutes video.

But I STILL haven't watched the video of the Big O congratulating Westbrook on his triple double season. That's been on my to-do list to watch since around April 2017. Lol.

I know I won't get to it this weekend. Maybe before the season starts, I can finally watch that video.


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nuraman00 wrote:
What's funny is that I watched this 17 minutes video.

But I STILL haven't watched the video of the Big O congratulating Westbrook on his triple double season. That's been on my to-do list to watch since around April 2017. Lol.

I know I won't get to it this weekend. Maybe before the season starts, I can finally watch that video.

Westbrook has come a long way. It's crazy. I remember watching him as a backup to Darren Collison at UCLA. There was debate on whether Westbrook was be any good without Durant, but he's even better. He will go down as one of the greatest of this age.


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